Education just doesn't seem to be fun anymore

So then it goes like this.
You havent got the correct number so you cant print.

If you cant print then you cant hand in this assignment.

If you cant hand it in you will fail.

So thats that then.

Now Im not going to go down the line and suggest that every other European country is SOOO WEIRD, because that can be nauseating, But they do like an incredibly complicated system here in the Netherlands.They also like beer.This, now THIS is a principle.
They also like food that comes out of little walls.This is incredibly convenient after a bucketful of heineken.But administration? Forget it.
On a sad yet inevitable note, Derby County got knocked out of the 'one of the cup's we dont do very well in' on penalties.
Well at least we can focus on the League.Ahem.

My shitty little room gets that little bit shittier

Evening

Apparently theres Bedbugs in my room.
However, as the letter informing me of my new roommates states, 'Don't worry Bedbugs are not indigenous to the Netherlands'. Well well well.Thats alright then.
This to me suggests that the Bedbugs may be holidaying here for a while. A short weekend or a maybe a stag do.

So I head down the shops to get some 'BedBug deinterester' as I like to call it.
Then a thought strikes me.The only way to get rid of bed bugs is to get rid of ones bed.

I buy some matches.
And eight cans of Heineken.