My shitty little room gets that little bit shittier

Evening

Apparently theres Bedbugs in my room.
However, as the letter informing me of my new roommates states, 'Don't worry Bedbugs are not indigenous to the Netherlands'. Well well well.Thats alright then.
This to me suggests that the Bedbugs may be holidaying here for a while. A short weekend or a maybe a stag do.

So I head down the shops to get some 'BedBug deinterester' as I like to call it.
Then a thought strikes me.The only way to get rid of bed bugs is to get rid of ones bed.

I buy some matches.
And eight cans of Heineken.