These are heady days, readers, should I say, reader, heady fucking days.
According to the BBC, a team of scientists has successfully created an invisibility cloak.
I know what you're thinking, 'does that mean I can buy an invisible suit like what Solid Snake did have and then walk up to Tony Blair in Prime Ministers question time and slap his face using a wet kipper thats been soaked in petrol?'
Unfortunately you cannot.
On closer inspection the team had 'managed to hide most of a copper cylinder from microwaves'.
Now that will be all well and good when we get attacked by The Man With Microwave Eyes, but currently I think thats a big fat load of nothing.
Dead important Secret Science HQ, somewhere underground...
'Hey Bazzer, shall we have a go at curing cancer?'
'Nah mate, Lets hide all our copper coins from TMWME, and afterwards Im going to paint some antelope green and then play a slap bass guitar solo at them'
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