Libraries gave us power

The location of the Book I Need is apparently the 12th floor. No probs.
Wait for the lift, or to our cousins across the pond, the elevator.What places lift/elevators are. What is the expected protocol in a lift?. Look up? could do. Look down?. Turn to the feller next to you and say 'bit tight in here innit mate?'. Fuck knows.

12th floor. Entrance to the library on the 11th floor. Ok.

After much delay I find said reading material. Excellent work our kid, youre a legend.

'Sorry you cant borrow these books, theyre from the reading room'. Not the end of the world. Ill write my essay at the university. Piece of Piss. Ill be done in time for tea and scrumpets.

7th floor.Computer room. Access denied. Only Social Science students can access these computers. Didn't want to use their mickey mouse computers anyway.I'll nip down to the facultiet de letteren and hop on the P.Cs there. Easy.

8th floor.Facultiet de letteren, computer room. Access denied. Incomprehensible mix of computer speech. My good will is evaporating quicker than Dennis Rommedahl with amphetamines up his nostrils.

to the help desk.
They ring The Man, who sorts out computers. Not in.

Back to the library.Woman suggests I CAN get the books out for one day at a time. I will thank her but only after I find the correct order of Playing the are you what at fuck.