Well its a good job I didnt promise to update every day, as i would have broken it, par excellence.
However, I have a reason. 'Oh no you don't', I hear you cry.
Well I do.I went for a short break in the capital of the EU, Brussels.
Very Enjoyable it was too.
Whilst I was tempted to shout 'BACK OFF BRUSSELS!' Like a right wing wanker, I didnt think my international compatriots would see the irony.
Im sure youre familiar with manneken Pis, it really is amazingly dissapointing.I had prepared myself for the dissapointment, yet i still was.
It really is the most overated attraction since the magic stone of Alvaston, Derby was unveiled.
Needless to say I bought some choccies .I picked a small yet attractive box and the woman behind the counter said ' ah hello youre Englissh yessh?, That'll be 15 000 Euro please'.Or something similar.
She'd better enjoy every last one .Even the coffee creams.
After that we retired to a chinese restaurant where I asked for the special but the poor lady apparently mistook this for 'I'd like a plate of chicken soaked in lemon jam please'.
1 comment:
so am i the first one to place a comment? shame on your lazy friends...your blog is quite simple, minimalistic lets say...but still...write more often!
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