Bored readers may recall that I rubbished the threat posed by The Man With Microwave Eyes.
Well obviously TMWME has started to exert his unsettling influence over my life in response.
Firstly, I was in a literature class, and a girl had an eppy fit. Now I dont mean she got a bit stressed out about the overarching themes of The Importance Of Being Earnest, she had an epileptic fit. To an inherently useless man such as myself who has no skills, be them First aid or jungle warfare, I was a bit taken aback.
Secondly, I saw England and they didn't smash up Amsterdam.
Thirdly, I went to febo and the Burgers were unlocked! The joys.
D) Despite the England fans good behaviour a few days later I was in a Dutch student bar and it turned into the bar room brawl from How I Won The West. Glasses everywhere, ashtrays in peoples faces and stools over peoples heads. It was truly mental. Afterwards it was like the dressing station at Roukes drift.
Then I went to see Phil Collins. Weeks don't get stranger than that.
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phil was great! i liked his interpretaion of sledgehammer! and what was the other song again this lame dutch cant-sing-and-dont-look-good-either-copycat had in her repertoire?? wow, it was truly worth calling it woodstock 2006. and why keep on playin songs when its already 20.30 hrs? its not healthy to stay up all night!
English football without crush. Isn't it disappointing?
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